The Devil's Machine

ikanacanyon:

people in 1999: who the fuck is this hat kid in smash bros

people in 2001: who is hat kid and why is he still here

people in 2008: now there is a blond kid too who is he

people in 2014: HAT KID CONFIRMED but where is blond kid

Me in 1999: Fuck yes NESS!

Me in 2001: Fuck yes NESS!

Me in 2008: Yay NESS! Yay Lucas!

Me in 2014: Phew Ness is back. Sorry Lucas.

gendo7:

nintybound:

beckyspage9:

Did anyone else find this really sexist? Why did the trailer have to begin with Samus being punched in the kidney like it’s funny? Especially when she didn’t even attack him, she just noticed that he was short and he becomes a nutjob and hits her like that. That’s not cool, Nintendo.

You are kidding, right?

Didn’t you get the memo? Everything is sexist now. Even a game about video game characters, both male & female, beating each other up in a comic fashion.
Also, might I add that in the very same trailer the Wii Fit trainer (female) completely owns him with her deft maneuvers watching him fall to his “death” from the edge. Christ people. Tumblr really is full of idiots.

PC police on the prowl.

gendo7:

nintybound:

beckyspage9:

Did anyone else find this really sexist? Why did the trailer have to begin with Samus being punched in the kidney like it’s funny? Especially when she didn’t even attack him, she just noticed that he was short and he becomes a nutjob and hits her like that. That’s not cool, Nintendo.

You are kidding, right?

Didn’t you get the memo? Everything is sexist now. Even a game about video game characters, both male & female, beating each other up in a comic fashion.

Also, might I add that in the very same trailer the Wii Fit trainer (female) completely owns him with her deft maneuvers watching him fall to his “death” from the edge. Christ people. Tumblr really is full of idiots.

PC police on the prowl.

If that isn’t a creature of nightmares I don’t know what is.

If that isn’t a creature of nightmares I don’t know what is.

My shelf of interesting items.

Left to Right Back to Front:

Yoshi doll, Darth Vader’s Lego Tie Fighter, Lego Ness statue, Bak’laag, Club Nintendo Mario Hat, Yoshi doll, pixel blob, Club Nintendo Mario statue, Cat plug Suit Rei & Asuka, Rex, Club Nintendo Mario Hanafuda cards, Cosplaying Saki from Genshiken, Harley Quinn

Heh, she takes a ton of balls to the face.

This is me posting this to Tumblr! Because I have nothing better to do! He tried to kill me with a forklift!

That is pretty much @gendo7 right there I tell you what.

That is pretty much @gendo7 right there I tell you what.

Chris: It does this old gamer’s heart good to see so m… - Miiverse is a service accessible via Nintendo’s Wii U game console that lets you communicate with other players from around the world.

stuff-that-irks-me:

logicd:

What’s this persons tumblr?

Now that’s satire

I am very confused by this.

stuff-that-irks-me:

logicd:

What’s this persons tumblr?

Now that’s satire

I am very confused by this.